You have crash landed on a mysterious and strangely awesome planet. All you have with you are a few navigation buttons and a view of your immediate surroundings. In the distance you can clearly make out the sound of an angry grue looking for some hapless adventurer. There are skeletal remains of the last guy who visited here, so you take his wallet. It's got some phone numbers. Maybe you'll call them if you make it out of this place. They're most likely hot girls because that's the sort of girl who would hang around with a guy who visits this place. Go ahead and click around, get to know the place a bit. You are suddenly ripped out of your picking-up-chicks fantasy by your flashlight burning out. It's pitch black.... heavy footsteps approach....
I will be adding more interesting features to this home page in the near future. Please stop back again soon and there will probably be a twitter feed, maybe some other silliness that I write some code for. Maybe I'll have some cats or something to make everyone squeal with joy. Probably not, but it's a possibility.