You have crash landed on a mysterious and awesomely strange planet. All you have with you are a few navigation buttons and a view of your immediate surroundings. In the distance you can clearly make out the sound of an angry grue looking for some hapless adventurer. There are skeletal remains of the last guy who visited here, so you take his wallet. It has some phone numbers in it. Maybe you'll try calling them if you make it out of this place. They're most likely hot girls, because that's the sort of girl who would hang around with a guy who visits this place. I mean, come on. What girl wouldn't be impressed by your riveting tales of adventure and danger. You're a strapping young lad with a bright future in front of you. You are suddenly ripped out of your picking-up-chicks fantasy as your flashlight burns out. It's pitch black.... heavy footsteps approach....